Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...