Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...