A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...