A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!