A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Purchasing the brain
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Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...