Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.