Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...