Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....