Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...