Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...