You’re in big trouble
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Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
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Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...