The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...