Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...