A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...