Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!