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What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
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Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
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How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
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Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
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