Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...