They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...