Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...