Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...