You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...