The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.