Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...