yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.