F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...