Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...