little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
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Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
What’s up Pussycat!
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