TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.