Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...