Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...