You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
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He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...