Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...