Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...