Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.