Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...