Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...