Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...