Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...