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Osama Bin Laden joke
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Love and Marriage!
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Penis holding
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I’d Love To But…
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Depressed Dentist
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What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Much Improved
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