Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...