Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.