Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...