Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...