Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...