Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...