Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...