Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...