24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...