What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...