dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.