How Many cochroaches…?
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Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
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Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...